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"Because of all this subzero winter weather, my
lifetime MPG has fallen below 300 MPG! Oh noes!!"

Also, I think I may need to be changed.

What are some things that you can say, that non-Volters really can't? Add your favorites!
 

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"I can't remember how to open the fuel door."
 

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"I don't really care how much premium fuel costs." Since I only use like 5gal a MONTH!
 

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"I change my oil every two years."

"I forgot to tell the dealer not to fill my tank!"

"I have when the gas goes stale and the engine has to run"
 

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Gee, my maintenance costs are occasional tire rotations and an oil change every 36,000 miles or so. I'm not sure if I can afford this car!
 

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"After 12000 miles my Volt stopped by the road and had to be towed to dealer. Dealer said that the fuel level had dropped below fill line and needed some more. 20$ for 8 gallons, what a rip-off!"
 

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"What was the price of gas again? I can't remember."

"I'll just take two gallons, enough to get me through the winter." (YMMV)
 

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Good ones!

How about, I need to head home and fill up with electrons.
My 8-year-old grandson thinks it's awesome that Poppy-Loboc has a 'gas pump' in his garage.
 

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I remember when cars used to have transmissions....
 

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"Jeeezzz, wasted half a gallon on this 50mi trip"

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"When shall I refill again? February? March?"

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"Hopefully F/EMM won't come on. I'll have to use gas then"

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"Flippin' heck, down to 220mpg. Not good, not good".


Ya see? SUCH thoughts come up with my Volt.

Unbelievable for some, reality for most Volters.
 

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Ugh... I had to use an eighth of a gallon today because I turned my heater on...
 

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Whining about about lack of cabin heat...:rolleyes:

Whining about NOT being allowed to plug into any outlet that seems available...:(
 
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