My first electricity bill since my solar system went online
Pop quiz
Which of the following are charges, taxes, and fees I pay to the electric company each month and which are quotes from the 1980 movie; Popeye?
Customer account charge $.38
Delivery service charge $3.56
Environmental benefits surcharge $.99
Federal environmental improvement surcharge $.02
Systems benefit charge $.39
Power supply adjustment -$.18
Metering $.54
Meter reading $.37
Billing $.42
Docking tax $.25
Generation of electricity $7.79
Federal transmission and ancillary services $.69
Federal transmission cost adjustment $.94
Four Corners cost adjustment $.29
LFCR adjustor $.28
New in town tax $.17
Leaving your junk lying around the warf tax $1.00
Regulatory assessment $.04
State sales tax $.94
County sales tax $.12
City sales tax $.45
Franchise fee $.33
Embarrassing the tax man tax ......one sunflower
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