Don't answer that; it was a rhetorical question.
I purchased my 2012 Volt from my local dealer Labor Day of 2015, so roughly 17 months ago. I brought it in today for my first oil change and tire rotation since purchase. In those 17 months I've driven just over 6,000 miles, of which 1,200-1,500 at most have been on ICE (rough guesstimate).
Based on their "Recommended Service" items (which I'd bet dollars to donuts are just autogenerated based upon cumulative mileage numbers rather than any human inspection), I'm supposed to believe that somehow in 1,500 miles of ICE usage I've accumulated enough wear and tear to need the following:
Power steering system flush ($99.99)
Brake system flush ($99.99)
Automatic transmission flush ($229.99)
Four wheel alignment ($98.99)
Clean and service throttle body ($69.99)
Clean fuel injectors ($139.99)
Balance all four tires ($59.99)
TOTAL: $798.93
Not only is it complete bull****, but to add insult to injury, I'd bet that these autogenerated service recommended are based entirely on traditional ICE vehicle maintenance schedules, and thus have ZERO correlation to actual Volt maintenance.
And no, I have NO intention of getting any of this **** done.
Just pisses me off...
I purchased my 2012 Volt from my local dealer Labor Day of 2015, so roughly 17 months ago. I brought it in today for my first oil change and tire rotation since purchase. In those 17 months I've driven just over 6,000 miles, of which 1,200-1,500 at most have been on ICE (rough guesstimate).
Based on their "Recommended Service" items (which I'd bet dollars to donuts are just autogenerated based upon cumulative mileage numbers rather than any human inspection), I'm supposed to believe that somehow in 1,500 miles of ICE usage I've accumulated enough wear and tear to need the following:
Power steering system flush ($99.99)
Brake system flush ($99.99)
Automatic transmission flush ($229.99)
Four wheel alignment ($98.99)
Clean and service throttle body ($69.99)
Clean fuel injectors ($139.99)
Balance all four tires ($59.99)
TOTAL: $798.93
Not only is it complete bull****, but to add insult to injury, I'd bet that these autogenerated service recommended are based entirely on traditional ICE vehicle maintenance schedules, and thus have ZERO correlation to actual Volt maintenance.
And no, I have NO intention of getting any of this **** done.
Just pisses me off...