Cadillac service techs are inept?
I think you're painting some people with a pretty broad brush.
FYI typically a "GM trained service tech" isn't used for cosmetic work. (as in "I don't do windows")
Instead "trimmers" are usually experienced (often older) bodymen or in some cases younger "audio installer" types, that like to handle detailed cosmetic trim work, wind/water/dust leaks, rattles and noises, even minor small part body patchwork and paint finessing.
Unlike the actual "techs" they usually work on a straight time (per hour) basis and the good ones are worth their weight in gold.
Finding someone that "likes" to do this type of work for low pay can be difficult (relative to the more skilled/trained positions)
There isn't a lot of training available on that sort of thing, so it's mostly an experience based position.
So from what I hear of your cosmetic troubles = inexperienced trimmer (as opposed to simply untrained, or even "inept")
Hope you get it fixed up to your satisfaction
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