Hahaha! I just bought a Spark for $7300 from a BMW dealer w 30k miles. Needless to say it was in prime condition w new tires. I already have a Bolt but wanted the battery for a solar system storage when I put together next year. But a great little car for errands and shopping for supplies. The backup car is an old Intrepid that is dinging me keeping track of the little things which I take care of myself. The problem is I do it myself.

But my wife is liking it for going back and forth to take care of her Mom, which just kills the old car as it doesn't get warmed up. And we don't have to discuss who drives what for each outing. I have other rigs for heavy duty but they sit a lot.
If she really gets to loving the car then maybe I'll have to buy another battery out of a junked Spark. Could be worse.